Cranial Nerves:Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel Virgin Girls Vaginas And HymensF L A G T O P: Hormones of the Anterior Pituitary F: Follicle Stimulating Hormone L: Lutinizing Hormone A: ACTH G: Growth Hormone T: Thyroid Stimulating Hormone O: MSH P: ProlactinOrgan System:Sir: I'm nervous about reproducing with the rest. Uri must dig into the end.The organ system names buried within the phrases are (in order): circulatory, immune, nervous, reproduction, respiratory, urinary, muscle, digestive, integumentary, and endocrineThe six causes of blood in the urine: SHITTT -- Stones, Hematological Disorder, Infection, Tumor, Tuberculosis, Trauma.insipidus and mellitus, and are not related. D. insipidus is characterized by excessive and watery urine production and is due to low anti-diuretic hormone level, often caused by a tumor at the hypothalamus. D. mellitus is characterized by high volumes of sugary urine caused by low levels of insulin due to faulty pancreas. Physicians used to tell the difference between the two types of diabetes by dipping a finger into the patient's urine and tasting it -- if it was sweet, he had mellitus.The sclera, choroid layer, retina and vitreous humor (SCRV) + eyeballs + outer layer add up to: SCREW your eyes outThe adrenal CORTex produces CORTisol, as well as androgens and aldosteroneAdrenal Medulla-epinephrine-norepinephrine make the acronym AMEN.Adrenal Cortex: They starts with A and C: androgen, aldosterone, cortisolTestes make TIM strong: "t.i.m." is acronym for the 3 hormones secreted by testes: testosterone, inhibin, and Mullerian-inhibiting hormonesPancreas makes PIGS: Pancreatic polypeptide, Insulin, Glucagon, and Somatostatin hormonesMelatonin makes penis pineal? Melatonin secreted from pineal gland represses sex drivefor the hormones secreted by the anterior pituitary gland:FLAT PIGF- FSHL- LHA- ACTHT- TSHP- ProlactinI - (ignore)G- GHAddison's Disease President Kennedy had Addison's disease.He always had a great tan (increased skin pigmentation due to increased levels of ACTH, MSH, etc.).PUSHDoGProtein SynthesisUrea ProductionStorageHormone synthesisDetoxificationGlucose and fat metabolismMnemonic GAMED Immunoglobulins IgG IgA IgM IgE IgDGo Find Rex; Make Good Sex" (glomerulosa, fasciculata, reticularis) (mineralocorticoid, glucocorticoid, sex steroids)Anterior pituitary (hormone synthesis) FLAT PiG1. Follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH) 2. Luteinizing hormone (LH) 3. Adrenocorticotropic hormone (ACTH) 4. Thyroid-stimulating hormone (TSH) 5. Prolactin 6. Growth hormone (GH)Never Let Monkeys Eat Bananas: Neutrophils, Lymphocytes, Monocytes, Eosinophils, Basophils"ABC of Adrenaline":Adrenaline--> activates Beta receptors--> increases Cyclic AMP"Mr. Gluca has Gone to the cAMP to bring out some Glucose":· Glucagon elevates glucose by cAMP mechanism."Gator Football Rocks!":· From outside inwards:GlomerulosaFasciculataReticularis· Acidophilic:GPA:Growth hormoneProlactinAcidophilic· Basophilic:B-FLATBasophilicFSHLHACTHTSHAPPS:Anterior hypothalamic area controls Parasympathetic nervous systemPosterior hypothalamic area controls the Sympathetic.Cushing syndromeCUSHING:Central obesity/ Cervical fat pads/ Collagen fiber weakness/ Comedones (acne)Urinary free corisol and glucose increaseStriae/ Suppressed immunityHypercortisolism/ Hypertension/ Hyperglycemia/ HirsutismIatrogenic (Increased administration of corticosteroids)Noniatrogenic (Neoplasms)Glucose intolerance/ Growth retardationHypothyroidism/thyroiditis: maifestations and morphology"A SCHISM among the Axis during WWII":Addison diseaseSubacute thyroiditisCretinism/ Cold intolerance/ ConstipationHashimoto's diseaseInfectious-subacute thyroiditisSilent thyroiditisMyxedema coma· The Axis: Schimidt syndrome (when other endocrinology disorders accompanyHashimoto's disease) and "Hitler cells" (Hurthle cells, which are follicular epithelial cells with basophilic inculsions)Pheochromocytoma: 3 most common symptoms"PHEochromocytoma":PalpitationsHeadacheEdisodic sweating (diaphoresis)Addison's disease: featuresADDISON:AutoimmuneDIC (meningcoccus)Destruction by cancer, infection, vascular insufficiencyIatrogenicSarcoidosis, granulomatous such as TB histiomycosishypOtension/ hypOnatermiaNelson's syndrome [post adrelectomy, increased