It's all about perception...(Temperature expressed in degrees F) 60 above zero -Floridians turn on the heat....People in Buffalo plant gardens. 50 above zero -Californians shiver uncontrollably....People in Buffalo sunbathe. 40 above zero -Italian & English cars won't start....People in Buffalo drive with the windows down. 32 above zero -Distilled water freezes....The water in Lake Erie gets thicker. 20 above zero -Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,wool hats....People in Buffalo throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero -New York landlords finally turn on the heat.North Carolina closes schools...People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold. Zero -People in Miami all die....Buffalonians close the windows. 10 below zero -Californians fly away to Mexico....People in Buffalo get out their winter coats. 25 below zero -Hollywood disintegrates....The Girl Scouts in Buffalo are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero -Washington, DC runs out of hot air....People in Buffalo let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero -Santa Claus abandons the North Pole....Buffalonians get frustrated because they can't start the Mini-Van. 460 below zero -ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)...People in Buffalo start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below zero -Hell freezes over...Buffalo public schools are